BLAST-O-MATIC ADVISORIES

Time-Traveling to 21st Century Earth

 

Disclaimers

- wizBOTZ Laboratories is not responsible or liable if you or other 21st century sentients are injured while using your Blast-O-Matic.

 

- wizBOTZ Laboratories is not responsible or liable if you or other 21st century sentients are injured while using your Blast-O-Matic.

 

- If you are operating any form of 21st century vehicle, don't use your Blast-O-Matic since it will require all your attention to operate these primitive vehicles. Using the Blast-O-Matic while operating these vehicles is a danger to yourself and other 21st century humans. It also may cause undo attention from law enforcement authorities including citations.

 

Operating with 21st Century iPhone and iTouch

- Blast-O-Matic can be used while playing background music with the iPhone's iPod!
- wizBOTZ highly recommends blasting along with these songs available in the iTunes Store:

 

- Surf Trek by The Rubinoos from their album Paleophonic
- Telstar, Fireball XL5, Lost in Space Theme

 

- 1st generation iTouch users can see the visible spectrum beams produced by the Blast-O-Matic's energizer and emitter, but will need headphones to hear the audible frequency sound outbursts from the high energy beams.

 

Other

- To visit the Blast-O-Matic web site or send email to wizBOTZ, tap the name plate on the Blast-O-Matic.

- Self Destructing Blast-O-Matic under low memory conditions:
- Computer voice alert doesn't play and explosion is less intense.
- Your best shot at full self-destruct is to initiate it as soon as you turn on your Blast-O-Matic.
- If the computer voice alert still doesn't play, when it's convenient, power cycle the iPhone and turn on your Blast-O-Matic.